Mr. Freeze's Ice Related Puns
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Mr. Freeze's Ice Related Puns
Playing as Mr. Freeze in my roleplay I found to be remarkably amusing what ice related puns I could come up with as the character. Knowing how bad the movie Batman and Robin portrayed the character, every line he had in the movie had to do something with cold, freeze, ice, or snow. It was ridiculous. I found it hysterical coming up with my own. So! Let's her those puns, don't give me the cold shoulder and let's all kick some ice!


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I'm sorry, I don't get your drift.
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Women always give me the cold shoulder, so when I go up to them I have to be extra brrrrave. : P
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You probably just have cold feet.

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Ahh, icy what you mean Rain. Maybe you should get of your bicicle and get yourself a convertible.
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Is it me or it's cold in here?
Hey! *shoots* Freeze.
Everyone, chill!
Nothing frustrates a man like a frigid wife.
Hey! *shoots* Freeze.
Everyone, chill!
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I'm gonna kick you in your snowballs, Rain
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Stay cool!
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Actually, you could always watch the movie Batman and Robin. Arnold Swartsinhoweveryouspellhisname plays Mr. Freeze and I swear the guy uses a pun every 5 minutes of screen time.
...just know that the movie itself is used as a form of torture in some countries because it's just that bad.
...just know that the movie itself is used as a form of torture in some countries because it's just that bad.
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Fishing4Karma wrote:I'm gonna kick you in your snowballs, Rain
Feel free, they're protected by a layer of ice. :D
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Raevien wrote:Actually, you could always watch the movie Batman and Robin. Arnold Swartsinhoweveryouspellhisname plays Mr. Freeze and I swear the guy uses a pun every 5 minutes of screen time.
...just know that the movie itself is used as a form of torture in some countries because it's just that bad.
Besides, that batman wasn't that bad... Michael Keaton = the greatest batman of all time. Much better than the the first batman with christian bale...
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Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.
Yeah... click if you dare.
Yeah... click if you dare.
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Both those actors have just become uncool in my book.
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Mercy wrote:Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.
Yeah... click if you dare.
[EDIT: Oh wait, you are right, it was Batman and Robin...]
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