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Mr. Freeze's Ice Related Puns

Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 11:20 am

Playing as Mr. Freeze in my roleplay I found to be remarkably amusing what ice related puns I could come up with as the character. Knowing how bad the movie Batman and Robin portrayed the character, every line he had in the movie had to do something with cold, freeze, ice, or snow. It was ridiculous. I found it hysterical coming up with my own. So! Let's her those puns, don't give me the cold shoulder and let's all kick some ice!



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Post by Fishing4Infinity on 8/24/2010, 11:42 am

I'm sorry, I don't get your drift.

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Re: Mr. Freeze's Ice Related Puns

Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 11:56 am

How cold of you D:

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Post by Rain on 8/24/2010, 12:15 pm

Women always give me the cold shoulder, so when I go up to them I have to be extra brrrrave. : P

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Post by redeagle321 on 8/24/2010, 12:18 pm

You probably just have cold feet.

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Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 12:43 pm

Ahh, icy what you mean Rain. Maybe you should get of your bicicle and get yourself a convertible.

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Post by Guest on 8/24/2010, 12:46 pm

Is it me or it's cold in here?

Hey! *shoots* Freeze.

Everyone, chill!

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Post by Fishing4Infinity on 8/24/2010, 2:02 pm

I'm gonna kick you in your snowballs, Rain

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Post by Raevien on 8/24/2010, 2:15 pm

Stay cool!

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Post by Raevien on 8/24/2010, 2:17 pm

Actually, you could always watch the movie Batman and Robin. Arnold Swartsinhoweveryouspellhisname plays Mr. Freeze and I swear the guy uses a pun every 5 minutes of screen time.

...just know that the movie itself is used as a form of torture in some countries because it's just that bad.

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Post by Rain on 8/24/2010, 2:29 pm

Fishing4Karma wrote:I'm gonna kick you in your snowballs, Rain

Feel free, they're protected by a layer of ice. :D

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Post by Rain on 8/24/2010, 2:30 pm

Raevien wrote:Actually, you could always watch the movie Batman and Robin. Arnold Swartsinhoweveryouspellhisname plays Mr. Freeze and I swear the guy uses a pun every 5 minutes of screen time.

...just know that the movie itself is used as a form of torture in some countries because it's just that bad.

Besides, that batman wasn't that bad... Michael Keaton = the greatest batman of all time. Much better than the the first batman with christian bale...

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Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 2:58 pm

Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

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Post by Music_Hero2779 on 8/24/2010, 3:32 pm

Both those actors have just become uncool in my book.

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Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 3:39 pm

Mercy wrote:Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

[EDIT: Oh wait, you are right, it was Batman and Robin...]

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Post by redeagle321 on 8/24/2010, 5:29 pm

*bonks mercy for mixing up the Batman movies*

I'm going to have to give YOU the cold shoulder.

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Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 5:53 pm

Well both movies were ice cold and made snow money.

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Post by Fishing4Infinity on 8/24/2010, 6:09 pm

*facepalm* Ah don't blame her Red, she just has poor iceight

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Post by SnowFallsSlow on 8/24/2010, 6:21 pm

All right, freeze, you amateurs. Let me snow you how a pro does it. Once I get the snowball rolling, you'll all be left out in the cold. I know I'm in no position toboggan, I'm really skating on thin ice, but if you read this again, you might ski what I mean. If I've shattered your illusions of me, do try to igloo them back together. Or you could always try to put me on ice, if you catch my drift.

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Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 6:30 pm

SnowFallsSlow wrote:All right, freeze, you amateurs. Let me snow you how a pro does it. Once I get the snowball rolling, you'll all be left out in the cold. I know I'm in no position toboggan, I'm really skating on thin ice, but if you read this again, you might ski what I mean. If I've shattered your illusions of me, do try to igloo them back together. Or you could always try to put me on ice, if you catch my drift.
Yay :O epic as always Snow!

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Post by SnowFallsSlow on 8/24/2010, 6:38 pm

And here I thought I'd get the cold shoulder for snowing you up. Thanks, Mercy!

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Post by Raevien on 8/24/2010, 9:07 pm

Mercy wrote:
Mercy wrote:Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

[EDIT: Oh wait, you are right, it was Batman and Robin...]

<x] I've seen half the movie and the Nostalgia Critic Review.
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Post by Vandal on 8/24/2010, 9:09 pm

Raevien wrote:
Mercy wrote:
Mercy wrote:Actually its Batman Forever when Arnold Schwarzenegger blabs his mouth off with Ice Related puns with the bad George Clooney Batman.

Yeah... click if you dare.

[EDIT: Oh wait, you are right, it was Batman and Robin...]

<x] I've seen half the movie and the Nostalgia Critic review.
...scarred for life, man. Scarred.

"WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? ...THE ICE AGE."
"Stay cool!"
"Chill!"
FREEZE! FREEZE!! WINTER! FREEZE!

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Post by Vandal on 8/26/2010, 5:53 pm

Looks like this topic went ice cold..

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Post by SnowFallsSlow on 8/26/2010, 6:13 pm

Man. The other players are just cold.

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