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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by archiesangel on 11/12/2011, 11:29 am

Granted you have all of your classes' homework!

I wish I had some superglue
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Post by Tizmael on 11/13/2011, 9:03 pm

Granted but you wind up gluing your butt to the kitchen floor.



I wish I wasn't busy garggling snot.
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Post by redeagle321 on 11/15/2011, 11:41 am

Wish granted but the snot runs off and terrorizes downtown tokyo

I wish I could fix my car better

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Post by Vandal on 11/16/2011, 11:28 am

Good riddance to Tokyo.

Granted, but now it runs on 12 feet per gallon.

I wish I had more time to go and watch movies again.

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Post by redeagle321 on 11/16/2011, 10:08 pm

Wish granted but the only movies out are from Asylum Studios *shudder* evil bumholes....

I wish I knew exactly how many licks it takes to get to the totosie roll center of a tootsie pop.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Fishing4Infinity on 11/18/2011, 10:52 am

Granted, but when you get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, you are sorely disappointed

I wish I had Jace

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Post by Tizmael on 11/19/2011, 12:37 am

I dunno what that is but wish granted. Unfortunately its from Space Australia.


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Post by Fishing4Infinity on 11/19/2011, 8:44 am

Granted but... It's... Blue... I really dont wanna corrupt that

I wish I could sleep..

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Post by redeagle321 on 11/19/2011, 11:29 am

wish granted but you allways dream of Lee Iacoca. Blech!

I wish my parents weren't constantly in a bad mood.

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Post by Fishing4Infinity on 11/19/2011, 9:18 pm

Granted but they're in no mood whatsoever at all

I wish my allergies weren't flaring up

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Post by Vandal on 11/20/2011, 3:27 am

Wish granted. Projectile vomiting.

I wish I had more imagination.

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Post by TheDeceiverGod on 11/20/2011, 7:44 am

Granted, you're institutionalized for schizophrenia.

I with I had a marketable talent.
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Post by redeagle321 on 11/20/2011, 10:16 am

Wish granted but nobody is hiring

I wish my boss wasn't the gainormous turd he is.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Fishing4Infinity on 11/20/2011, 11:57 pm

Granted, he's nice to you but everyone else gets jealous of you and when you're walking out to your car, the jump you and throw you into the back of a van and drive you into the middle of the Everglades and leave you to be eaten by alligators.

I wish I had a tv with better resolution

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Post by redeagle321 on 11/21/2011, 7:20 pm

Wish granted but you only get the Oprah Winfrey network

I wish you hadn't fed me to aligators

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Post by archiesangel on 11/22/2011, 11:52 pm

Granted but she glues you to an alligator instead...

I wish my dad could have Thanksgiving with us
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Post by redeagle321 on 11/26/2011, 1:44 pm

wish granted, but.... I don't want to corrupt that one because my dad was working thanksgiving and I know how much it sucks.

I wish I knew what to make for lunch.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by archiesangel on 11/27/2011, 12:19 am

Granted but it takes you till dinner to figure it out...

I wish my phone battery lasted longer
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Post by redeagle321 on 11/27/2011, 10:15 am

Wish granted but your charger breaks

I wish it was easier to come up with things to wish for =T

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Rinisa on 12/17/2011, 9:19 pm

Wish granted, but now that you know what to wish for, your genie runs away!

I wish I wasn't so darn busy all the time.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by redeagle321 on 12/18/2011, 11:04 am

wish granted but then your computer breaks

I wish MY computer wouldn't break. like, ever.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by archiesangel on 12/18/2011, 8:33 pm

Granted but every time you use it you break your hand..

I wish my mother had some sense of time
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Post by redeagle321 on 12/20/2011, 10:18 am

Wish granted but then all the clocks break

I wish Christmas would hurry up and get here!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by archiesangel on 12/22/2011, 9:07 am

Granted but you get knocked unconscious and miss it!

I wish I could skip Christmas
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Post by redeagle321 on 12/22/2011, 9:50 am

Wish granted... you miss christmas D:!?

I wish I knew why you wanted to skip christmas!

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